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If It Doesn't Have a Beard, I'm Not Rolling It



Twelve years at the table, twelve dwarves. I have played the tall races exactly once and I still apologize for it. Give me a grudge to nurse, an ale to defend, and a hold to die for. I bring hand-painted minis, a homemade clan history nobody asked for, and the unshakeable belief that every problem is solved by either a warhammer or a well-timed toast. I am here for the lore, the loyalty, and the long game.